Funny Sms

DOCTOR BAchEy 2 He Achey

WAisE ApKe KitnE BAchey HAin

LADY PehLe Tu 2 He ThAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr DekhA Hy To
Achey Ki TALAsh MEi 10 HogAyE Hy

mast sms

Beta: Kitni Sundar Larki Hy

Baap: Beta Ye Miss Hen Tumhari Maan K Brabar Hen.

Beta: Haan Abba Har Jagah Apna Chance Lagana , Hamen Kuch Nahin Karne Dena...;)

naughty sms

Sana Mai Aj Tm Sy Nhe Mil Sakta,
Pehly B Abu Ny Mjy Pkr Lia Tha Tmhary Sath,
Or Ab Agr Tumhari Ami Ny Pkr Lia To Wo MUjy Mar Daly Ge,
Es Sy Behter Hai K Tm Apny Bhai Jo Is Wqt Sms Parh Rha Hai Os Ko Smjao K Behnoi K Love Letter Nahe Parhty... =P

..Happy SALA Day..

naughty sms

Pathan Humesha Rait Ki ßori Cycle K Peche Rakh Kar ßorder Cross Karta

ßohat !)Afa Check Karne Par ß ßorder Force Ko Kabhi Kuch Na Mila

Akhir 1 !)In ßorder Force Walon Ne Khan Ko Rok Kar Kaha: Hum Tumhain Kabi Nai Rokain Ga ßatao Tum Aakhir Kis Chez Ki Smuggling Kartay Ho?

Khan: Cycles Ki

naughty sms

Mom Of Da Milenium:

A Girl Tells Her Mom:

"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can I Go 4 A Walk ?"

Mom: "Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM

love sms

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Newton's law of Romanc

Newton's law of Romance:-
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER..