Monday, November 15, 2010
Funny Sms
WAisE ApKe KitnE BAchey HAin
LADY PehLe Tu 2 He ThAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr DekhA Hy To
Achey Ki TALAsh MEi 10 HogAyE Hy
mast sms
Baap: Beta Ye Miss Hen Tumhari Maan K Brabar Hen.
Beta: Haan Abba Har Jagah Apna Chance Lagana , Hamen Kuch Nahin Karne Dena...;)
naughty sms
Pehly B Abu Ny Mjy Pkr Lia Tha Tmhary Sath,
Or Ab Agr Tumhari Ami Ny Pkr Lia To Wo MUjy Mar Daly Ge,
Es Sy Behter Hai K Tm Apny Bhai Jo Is Wqt Sms Parh Rha Hai Os Ko Smjao K Behnoi K Love Letter Nahe Parhty... =P
..Happy SALA Day..
naughty sms
ßohat !)Afa Check Karne Par ß ßorder Force Ko Kabhi Kuch Na Mila
Akhir 1 !)In ßorder Force Walon Ne Khan Ko Rok Kar Kaha: Hum Tumhain Kabi Nai Rokain Ga ßatao Tum Aakhir Kis Chez Ki Smuggling Kartay Ho?
Khan: Cycles Ki
naughty sms
A Girl Tells Her Mom:
"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can I Go 4 A Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
love sms
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Newton's law of Romanc
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER..
love sms
Funny Sms
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.
Funny Sms
u can put many relation in a file,
u can make a desert from the nile,
but u cant stop my smile ,
when i see ur name on my
Funny Sms
Funny Sms
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe
Funny Sms
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Dreams + Love = Beautiful World
But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!
Funny Sms
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
Funny Sms
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A
All sms zone
good moring sms
love sms
5555555555555 66666666666666
77777777777777 88888888888888
99999999999999
Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes,
That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK BOUT U, n I LOVE U...!!!
n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME...!!!
Bhojpuri sms
best bhojpuri sms
best bhojpuri sms
Monday, November 8, 2010
Chatth Puja(Famous traditional Festival)
CHHATH PUJA
Bhojpuri sms
badu duniya me ta milabu kabhi bhale dosarake to ho gailu, ihe umid lagawale rahani ki tu yi duniya chhod ke na jane ka kho gailu.
Bhojpuri sms
Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di
etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi
Bhojpuri sms
Banta-barah go!
Santa-Pagale hawaa ka marde ago bakariya langar rahe ta ka kulhi langre rahi han sa kaa…
Bhojpuri sms
Tanik apni ungliyan mobile pe ghumaike etho sms wa bhej do
Hamri tarafse aapko gudmorning va…
Bhojpuri sms
Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di
etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi
Na t kaha T Du Char Go Jhoot Auri Jod Di
Bhojpuri sms
Shochani ki ye pagalpan Ha
Raat Adhariya Kehu Ke SMS Kail
Fer Shochni Ke Jaye Da
Jekra ke Karat Bani
Uho T Pagle Ha
Bhojpuri sms
bijuree chamekabe kare kahiye aibe tu a
peredese tuhare ke dekhe khatir aakhiya tarsebe kare.
Bhojpuri sms
ke surahi, tu hi phoot jaibu to pani piyab kaise.
Bhojpuri sms
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…
Funny Sms
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - i did that! and you can go to work from tomorrow
very funny
Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many
Times u have to be happy wid self service,
sexy sms
Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many
Times u have to be happy wid self service,
Funny Sms
Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein
Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..
sexy sms
Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough to cover the "main subject" and short enough to keep the interest!!
sexy sms
husband proudly replyed only with u...
with others i was always awake..
Funny Sms
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
kiss
love is sweet love is blind
if i kiss you plz dont mind ”
kiss
kiss
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga ”
Sunday, November 7, 2010
sad sms,love
bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga,
aap baste ho dil me hamare,
aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga..
sms
wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.
na todna kabhi milne ka wada
ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai…
love sms
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..
love sms
hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,
jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai.
love
dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga,
gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga
love sms
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi..
love sms
Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!!
pyara sms
humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai…
maf karde hume is kahta pe..
aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai…
love sms
Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai
Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi
Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai
love sms
Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka
Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua..
love sms
Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai
Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai
Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai..
love sms
Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte..
top class lovers sms
yaadon mein aate ho TUM
jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu
mujhe nazar aate ho TUM
love sms
Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai.
Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN,
Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai.
love sms
Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..
Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..
Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho..
love sms
aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge
aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo
hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge..
love sms
yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga …???
Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi……
yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga?????
love sms
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta…
love sms
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai…
love sms
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le
Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle…
love sms
tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege
dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann
tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege…
love sms
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..
love sms
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!
love sms
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???
Hindi sms
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege…
Friday, November 5, 2010
Fool sms-april fool
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2 All Fools
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Who CeleBrate
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”APRIL FOOL”
Fool sms-april fool
Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If She Accept Its Your Luck
Otherwise Just Tell April Foooooll.
Fool sms-april fool
LarKiyo K Piche Jana Fazool HY
Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"
To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL HY.
Anniversary sms
May The Love That U Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As U Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
Anniversary sms
May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.
Happy Anniversary
Anniversary sms
Best Wishes Go To You,
That This Wonderful Love U Share,
Lasts Ur Lifetime Through.
Happy Anniversary To You My Love
Anniversary sms
Is Still As Strong Today As It Was
Then Bringing U Much Joy , Love
And Happiness To Celebrate Again.
Happy Anniversary
Anniversary sms
I Found Out To Be The Best Thing
In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),
For The Years We Share I Know One
Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair
Anniversary sms
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay!
Anniversary sms
THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".
Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
love sms
Tum NAHI
Log bure ho sakte hai
Tum NAHI
Duniya bewaffa ho sakti hai
Tum NAHI
Pagal theek ho sakte hai.
Chalo chhdo aur sunao...;-)
nice sms
He saw U Thirsty he made COKE
He saw U in Dark he made Light
He saw U widout a Cute Frnd
Aur God ne Mujh Sharif ko fansa diya.
doctor-jokes
sms
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.They can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you...!!
lovers sms
Dil na kabhi apka Dukhaenge...
Jab tak hai Sath
"Jhel lo Yaar"...
Jab Mar Jayenge To Khayalo Me bhi Nahi Ayenge...
Funny Sms
Boy:Bike kharab ho gayi thi.
Principal:Bus se nhi aa sakte the kya ? Boy:Maine kaha tha sir,par apki beti ke nakhre khatm ho tab na.
sms
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuchh is tarah jeete hain,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai
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nice sms
b'coz Life Is Like a Road & Problems are Like Speed Breakers, They Save Us From Big Accidents..!
bewfai sms
Jise hum ne chaha,pyar kiya wo hamare sangdil sanam agar bewafa na hote
bewfai sms
Jise hum ne chaha,pyar kiya wo hamare sangdil sanam agar bewafa na hote
dhanteras sms
D=dhan
H=health
A=aanand
N=nature
T=talent
E=enjoyment
R=riddhi-Siddhi
A=aishwarya
S=saubhagya
H=honesty.
HAPPY DHANTERS
sms
Pattharo k shaher me kanch ka ashiyana jo bnane chale.
sad sms,love
Chehra ansuon se usne b dhoya hoga
Agar na kiya hasil kuch mene pyar me
Kuch na kuch usne b to khoya hoga.
sad sms,love
bewafa ishq ko nibana kya jane,
kabr k andar hota hai kitna dard,
ye us par phool chadane wala kya jane...
sad sms,love
Unke lie khuda se faryad krke roye
Unke khusi k lie unse dur ho gaye
Fir unko ksi or k sath dekh k roye.
deewali Sms
Funny Sms
Sbji wala sbji pr pani chidk ra tha.
Santa intzar krta ra.Jb kafi der ho gai to bola-Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de.
Mind game sms
3 4 5 28 2
4 5 6 45 30
5 6 7 66 42
6 7 8 ?? 56b
If u r genius tell missing letter....
deewali Sms
C-care
A-affection
S-smiles
H-hugs
please do accept with love..
Good luck and have a safe advance Diwali
deewali Sms
C-care
A-affection
S-smiles
H-hugs
please do accept with love..
Good luck and have a safe advance Diwali
deewali Sms
C-care
A-affection
S-smiles
H-hugs
please do accept with love..
Good luck and have a safe advance Diwali
deewali Sms
OO
OOO
OOOO
OOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Laddu hain pls ek kha kar frwd kar dena,sbko diwali ki mithai denI hai.HAPPY DIWALI.
Funny Sms
1. Hathoda
2. Pathar
3. Gun
4. Pipe
5. Tube
6. Shoe
7. Danda
aur
apne sar pe zor se maro. Shayad meri yad aa jaye
Funny Sms
"Shareef Ladki"or "DIANASOUR"me comon kya hai?
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simple.....
Dono ab is duniya me nhi rahe.
love sms
Woh Khush Kismat Hai Jinke Kareeb Ho Aap,
Humaare Liye Woh Waqt Hi Haseen Hai
Jab Dil Se Muskura Lete Ho Aap.
deepawali sexy sms
Chut Socket,
Gand Pataka,
Baja Dhamaka.
Jhant Ki Ladiya,
Jali Phuljhadiya.
2Anaar,
100Bimar.
Chut Chudaai,
DIWALI Ki Advance Me Gand Faadu Badhaai.
deewali Sms
*._VERY-VERY_.*
[""]__[""]
! ! ! !APPY
[__[""]__] DIWALI. :-)
deewali Sms
Sitaron ne asman se"SALAM"bheja h
Mubark ho apko"DIWALI"ki khushiyan
humne dil se apko y paigam bheja h..
HAPPY DIWALI.
deewali Sms
(( *DIWALI* ((
@=-=-=-=-=-=@.
deewali Sms
sexy sms
To wo batati hai-"aye the wo der se dil jala diya,pehle kiya darwaza band fir deepak bhuja diya.pehle khel khelne lage sina tatolkar,fir khel khelne lage underwear kholkar,ek jung aisi chhidi palang per,gole wali top rakh di surang per,yeh tha 9 minute ka maza,ab bhog rahi hu 9 mahine ki saza,9 mahine baad 1 aisa hoga visfot,jo bana dega INDIA ke liye 1 aur vote....
deewali Sms
Hum Aapko, Aap Hume Yaad Aate Rahe,
Jab Tak Zindagi Hai, Dua Hai Humari,
Aap Taaron Ki Tarah Zagmagaate Rahe !
HAPPY DIWALI
deewali Sms
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Chakli
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Barfi
$$$$
Gathiya
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Laddu
OOOOO
Ye Lo !
Meri tarf se
aj Diwali KI"PARTY"!
Happy Dawali..!
deewali Sms
deewali Sma
*!"""""'""'""'"''''!*
*! .+""+.+""+. !*
*! + HAPPY + !*
*! "+. .+" !*
*! "+" !*
DIWALI U & UR FAMILY
love sms
Thursday, November 4, 2010
What’s An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
joke
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
Think..
Think..
Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
nice joke,sms
Of course you know the first one…
It’s keeping ur mouth shut.
But I like the way U think!