Funny Sms

DOCTOR BAchEy 2 He Achey

WAisE ApKe KitnE BAchey HAin

LADY PehLe Tu 2 He ThAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr DekhA Hy To
Achey Ki TALAsh MEi 10 HogAyE Hy

mast sms

Beta: Kitni Sundar Larki Hy

Baap: Beta Ye Miss Hen Tumhari Maan K Brabar Hen.

Beta: Haan Abba Har Jagah Apna Chance Lagana , Hamen Kuch Nahin Karne Dena...;)

naughty sms

Sana Mai Aj Tm Sy Nhe Mil Sakta,
Pehly B Abu Ny Mjy Pkr Lia Tha Tmhary Sath,
Or Ab Agr Tumhari Ami Ny Pkr Lia To Wo MUjy Mar Daly Ge,
Es Sy Behter Hai K Tm Apny Bhai Jo Is Wqt Sms Parh Rha Hai Os Ko Smjao K Behnoi K Love Letter Nahe Parhty... =P

..Happy SALA Day..

naughty sms

Pathan Humesha Rait Ki ßori Cycle K Peche Rakh Kar ßorder Cross Karta

ßohat !)Afa Check Karne Par ß ßorder Force Ko Kabhi Kuch Na Mila

Akhir 1 !)In ßorder Force Walon Ne Khan Ko Rok Kar Kaha: Hum Tumhain Kabi Nai Rokain Ga ßatao Tum Aakhir Kis Chez Ki Smuggling Kartay Ho?

Khan: Cycles Ki

naughty sms

Mom Of Da Milenium:

A Girl Tells Her Mom:

"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can I Go 4 A Walk ?"

Mom: "Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM

love sms

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Newton's law of Romanc

Newton's law of Romance:-
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER..

love sms

( ) (_o_) /(_) U love me ( ) (_o_) /(_) U love me not ( ) (_o /(_) U love me (_o / U love me not o / U LOVE ME! / I don't blame You, I am loveable!

Funny Sms

Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.

Funny Sms

hearts could only love 4a while,
u can put many relation in a file,
u can make a desert from the nile,
but u cant stop my smile ,
when i see ur name on my

Funny Sms

All flowers dont represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it. all donkeys cannot read but u did it!

Funny Sms

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe

Funny Sms

Star + Moon = Romantic Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day

Dreams + Love = Beautiful World

But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!

Funny Sms

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

Funny Sms

New Concept of Life
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

All sms zone

Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....

good moring sms

Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

love sms

11111111111111 22222222222222 33333333333333 444444444444445
5555555555555 66666666666666
77777777777777 88888888888888
99999999999999
Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes,
That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK BOUT U, n I LOVE U...!!!
n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME...!!!

Bhojpuri sms

dhiraj dharah hamhu bekarar hai tu hamar jaan hau ta hum tohar pyar hai biswash rakhiha aapna pyar pe kassam se kahile humtohar hai

best bhojpuri sms

shawam me baraka bareseba kare aakash mian bijuree chamekabe kare kahiye aibe tu a peredese tuhare ke dekhe khatir aakhiya tarsebe kare.

best bhojpuri sms

Man Kahlas Ki Chali SMS Kari Shochani ki ye pagalpan Ha Raat Adhariya Kehu Ke SMS Kail Fer Shochni Ke Jaye Da Jekra ke Karat Bani Uho T Pagle Ha

Chatth Puja(Famous traditional Festival)

share your views about chhat puja.Up Bihar

CHHATH PUJA

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Bhojpuri sms

hamar ho ke bhi tu hamar na bhailu,
badu duniya me ta milabu kabhi bhale dosarake to ho gailu, ihe umid lagawale rahani ki tu yi duniya chhod ke na jane ka kho gailu.

Bhojpuri sms

Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di
Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di
etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi

Bhojpuri sms

Santa-ee batawa ki ek bakri ka tin tang ta char bakari ke ka go tang?
Banta-barah go!
Santa-Pagale hawaa ka marde ago bakariya langar rahe ta ka kulhi langre rahi han sa kaa…

Bhojpuri sms

Tohar sms ka intezaarme hum mobilewa hathme liye baitha hun
Tanik apni ungliyan mobile pe ghumaike etho sms wa bhej do
Hamri tarafse aapko gudmorning va…

Bhojpuri sms

Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di
Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di
etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi
Na t kaha T Du Char Go Jhoot Auri Jod Di

Bhojpuri sms

Man Kahlas Ki Chali SMS Kari
Shochani ki ye pagalpan Ha
Raat Adhariya Kehu Ke SMS Kail
Fer Shochni Ke Jaye Da
Jekra ke Karat Bani
Uho T Pagle Ha

Bhojpuri sms

shawam me baraka bareseba kare aakash mian
bijuree chamekabe kare kahiye aibe tu a
peredese tuhare ke dekhe khatir aakhiya tarsebe kare.

Bhojpuri sms

u ruth jabu jaibu to jiyab kaise, phatal krejwa ke siyab kaise, tu hi to hau hmar sone
ke surahi, tu hi phoot jaibu to pani piyab kaise.

Bhojpuri sms

Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…

Funny Sms

wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - i did that! and you can go to work from tomorrow

very funny

Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,
Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many
Times u have to be happy wid self service,

sexy sms

Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,
Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many
Times u have to be happy wid self service,

Funny Sms

Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath
Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein
Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..

sexy sms

A good friend is like a good bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart.....

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough to cover the "main subject" and short enough to keep the interest!!

sexy sms

wife asked his husband how many woman have u sleped with.
husband proudly replyed only with u...
with others i was always awake..

Funny Sms

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

kiss

love is sweet love is blind


love is sweet love is blind


if i kiss you plz dont mind ”

kiss

Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

kiss

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.

Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More

But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga ”

sad sms,love

bhulana aapko na asaan hoga.
bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga,
aap baste ho dil me hamare,
aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga..

sms

Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai.
wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.
na todna kabhi milne ka wada
ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai…

love sms

wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..

love sms

Aankho me armaan diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,
jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai.

love

kab unki palko se izhar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga,
gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga

love sms

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi..

love sms

Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye
Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!!

pyara sms

teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke..
humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai…
maf karde hume is kahta pe..
aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai…

love sms

Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai
Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai
Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi
Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai

love sms

Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka
Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua..

love sms

Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai
Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai
Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai
Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai..

love sms

Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte..

top class lovers sms

Khwabon mein aate ho TUM
yaadon mein aate ho TUM
jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu
mujhe nazar aate ho TUM

love sms

Mohabato mein jeene wale kush nasib hai.
Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai.
Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN,
Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai.

love sms

Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho..
Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..
Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..
Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho..

love sms

Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge
aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge
aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo
hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge..

love sms

Masti ko muhabbat me fanaaa koun karega ..??
yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga …???
Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi……
yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga?????

love sms

Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta…

love sms

Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai…

love sms

Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le
Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle…

love sms

Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege
tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege
dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann
tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege…

love sms

Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..

love sms

Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!

love sms

Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???

Hindi sms

Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege…

Fool sms-april fool

I M Sending This Fool Msg
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”APRIL FOOL”

Fool sms-april fool

Hey U Know
Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If She Accept Its Your Luck
Otherwise Just Tell April Foooooll.

Fool sms-april fool

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool HY



LarKiyo K Piche Jana Fazool HY



Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"



To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL HY.

Anniversary sms

Best Wishes To You Both On Your Anniversary,
May The Love That U Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As U Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Anniversary sms

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,
May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Anniversary sms

On This Special Day,
Best Wishes Go To You,
That This Wonderful Love U Share,
Lasts Ur Lifetime Through.
Happy Anniversary To You My Love

Anniversary sms

Hoping That The Love U Shared Years Ago
Is Still As Strong Today As It Was
Then Bringing U Much Joy , Love
And Happiness To Celebrate Again.
Happy Anniversary

Anniversary sms

How True My Feelings Were
I Found Out To Be The Best Thing
In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),
For The Years We Share I Know One
Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair

Anniversary sms

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay!

Anniversary sms

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

love sms

Duniya buri ho sakti hai
Tum NAHI

Log bure ho sakte hai
Tum NAHI

Duniya bewaffa ho sakti hai
Tum NAHI

Pagal theek ho sakte hai.

Chalo chhdo aur sunao...;-)

nice sms

God saw U Hungry he made MCDONALD
He saw U Thirsty he made COKE
He saw U in Dark he made Light
He saw U widout a Cute Frnd
Aur God ne Mujh Sharif ko fansa diya.

doctor-jokes

Doctor ki shadi kch is tarah se honi chahie ki doctr ki shadi lage. Ubtan ki jagah polyfex, mehndi ki jagah pyodin solution istemal ho. Barat ambulance me jaye shadi hospital me ho. Photo ki jagah X-ray liya jaye or kya khub ho agar khane me vit c n B ki goli di jaye. Mehmano ko chai ya cold drink k jagah glucose water n ORS diya jaye. Dulhe k gale me haar ki jagah pe Stethoscope lagaya jaye, n majaa to tb aye jb Dr. shadi k baad bole

sms

People who hate you are just the confused admirers..
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lovers sms

Vada hai Tumko Nahi Stayenge...
Dil na kabhi apka Dukhaenge...
Jab tak hai Sath
"Jhel lo Yaar"...
Jab Mar Jayenge To Khayalo Me bhi Nahi Ayenge...

Funny Sms

Principal: late kyu huye?
Boy:Bike kharab ho gayi thi.

Principal:Bus se nhi aa sakte the kya ? Boy:Maine kaha tha sir,par apki beti ke nakhre khatm ho tab na.

sms

aate gumnaam hoti hain,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuchh is tarah jeete hain,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai
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nice sms

Don't Get Upset With Little jerks In Life.
b'coz Life Is Like a Road & Problems are Like Speed Breakers, They Save Us From Big Accidents..!

bewfai sms

Hum is jahan,is khuda se,apni is zndgi se itne khafa na hote
Jise hum ne chaha,pyar kiya wo hamare sangdil sanam agar bewafa na hote

bewfai sms

Hum is jahan,is khuda se,apni is zndgi se itne khafa na hote
Jise hum ne chaha,pyar kiya wo hamare sangdil sanam agar bewafa na hote

dhanteras sms

Dhanteras give you 10 things in life:

D=dhan
H=health
A=aanand
N=nature
T=talent
E=enjoyment
R=riddhi-Siddhi
A=aishwarya
S=saubhagya
H=honesty.
HAPPY DHANTERS

sms

Bewfa se dil lgane chale Patthar dilko piglane chale Tut kr bikhar gaye hm tukdo me
Pattharo k shaher me kanch ka ashiyana jo bnane chale.

sad sms,love

Muje rula kar dil uska b roya hoga
Chehra ansuon se usne b dhoya hoga
Agar na kiya hasil kuch mene pyar me
Kuch na kuch usne b to khoya hoga.

sad sms,love

_Is dard e dil ko zamana kya jane,
bewafa ishq ko nibana kya jane,
kabr k andar hota hai kitna dard,
ye us par phool chadane wala kya jane...

sad sms,love

Unki bato ko harpal yad krke roye
Unke lie khuda se faryad krke roye
Unke khusi k lie unse dur ho gaye
Fir unko ksi or k sath dekh k roye.

deewali Sms

Dhanterash gives 10thngs in life,D-Dhan,H-Health,A-Anand,N-Nature,T-Talent,E-Enjoyment,R-Raksha,A-Aitbar,S-Sobhagya,H-Honesty.Wishing u a very Happy Dhanterash.

Funny Sms

Santa sabji lene gya.
Sbji wala sbji pr pani chidk ra tha.
Santa intzar krta ra.Jb kafi der ho gai to bola-Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de.

Mind game sms

2 3 4 15 12
3 4 5 28 2
4 5 6 45 30
5 6 7 66 42
6 7 8 ?? 56b

If u r genius tell missing letter....

deewali Sms

On this diwali I am sending u CASH:


C-care
A-affection
S-smiles
H-hugs
please do accept with love..
Good luck and have a safe advance Diwali

deewali Sms

On this diwali I am sending u CASH:


C-care
A-affection
S-smiles
H-hugs
please do accept with love..
Good luck and have a safe advance Diwali

deewali Sms

On this diwali I am sending u CASH:


C-care
A-affection
S-smiles
H-hugs
please do accept with love..
Good luck and have a safe advance Diwali

deewali Sms

O
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OOO
OOOO
OOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Laddu hain pls ek kha kar frwd kar dena,sbko diwali ki mithai denI hai.HAPPY DIWALI.

Funny Sms

Inme se koi 1 cheez selct karo
1. Hathoda
2. Pathar
3. Gun
4. Pipe
5. Tube
6. Shoe
7. Danda








aur
apne sar pe zor se maro. Shayad meri yad aa jaye

Funny Sms

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"Shareef Ladki"or "DIANASOUR"me comon kya hai?

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simple.....

Dono ab is duniya me nhi rahe.

love sms

Zamaane Se Bahut Alag Ho Aap

Woh Khush Kismat Hai Jinke Kareeb Ho Aap,

Humaare Liye Woh Waqt Hi Haseen Hai

Jab Dil Se Muskura Lete Ho Aap.

deepawali sexy sms

Lund Rocket,

Chut Socket,

Gand Pataka,

Baja Dhamaka.

Jhant Ki Ladiya,

Jali Phuljhadiya.

2Anaar,

100Bimar.

Chut Chudaai,

DIWALI Ki Advance Me Gand Faadu Badhaai.

deewali Sms

\""\ /""/ \ \/\/ / \__/\__ISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

*._VERY-VERY_.*

[""]__[""]

! ! ! !APPY

[__[""]__] DIWALI. :-)

deewali Sms

Pariyon ne paristane "PYAR"bheja h

Sitaron ne asman se"SALAM"bheja h

Mubark ho apko"DIWALI"ki khushiyan

humne dil se apko y paigam bheja h..

HAPPY DIWALI.

deewali Sms

@=-=-=-=-=-=@ )) *WISH* )) // * YOU * // // *A VERY* //// *HAPPY * //

(( *DIWALI* ((

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deewali Sms

Diye ki roshni rangoli ki bahar, pathakon ki dhoom, apno ka pyar, Laxmi ka Aagman aur khushiyon ki Bochhar. mubarak ho aapko Diwali ka tyohar.

sexy sms

Ladki ki suhaagraat ke baad uski saheli puchhti hai,kaisi rahi suhagraat...?

To wo batati hai-"aye the wo der se dil jala diya,pehle kiya darwaza band fir deepak bhuja diya.pehle khel khelne lage sina tatolkar,fir khel khelne lage underwear kholkar,ek jung aisi chhidi palang per,gole wali top rakh di surang per,yeh tha 9 minute ka maza,ab bhog rahi hu 9 mahine ki saza,9 mahine baad 1 aisa hoga visfot,jo bana dega INDIA ke liye 1 aur vote....

deewali Sms

Deep Jalte Jagmagaate Rahe,

Hum Aapko, Aap Hume Yaad Aate Rahe,

Jab Tak Zindagi Hai, Dua Hai Humari,

Aap Taaron Ki Tarah Zagmagaate Rahe !

HAPPY DIWALI

deewali Sms

kaju katri

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Chakli

@@@@

Barfi

$$$$

Gathiya

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Laddu

OOOOO

Ye Lo !

Meri tarf se

aj Diwali KI"PARTY"!

Happy Dawali..!

deewali Sms

May this diwali Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues n diffrnt perspectives in ur life making everythin bright & beautiful!Happy diwali

deewali Sma

Advance Card

*!"""""'""'""'"''''!*

*! .+""+.+""+. !*

*! + HAPPY + !*

*! "+. .+" !*

*! "+" !*

DIWALI U & UR FAMILY

love sms

Wo jate huye kah gaye,

ab hum apke sapno me hi ayenge,

koi kah de unse ,

ek bar wo bole to sahi hum hamesha ke liye so jayenge.

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

joke

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?

Think..

Think..

Ans is SHOPPING! :-p

God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

nice joke,sms

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.

Of course you know the first one…

It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

But I like the way U think!